Richard David Smith III is a contributing writer for Folio Weekly, Northeast Florida’s News and Opinion magazine. As well as conducting many interviews for Folio, he also contributes movie reviews, music reviews, art reviews and participates in the construction of many topical spreads and the occasional feature story. Beyond this little bit o’ business, Smith III has no idea what he will do with the rest of his life. Smith III also writes screenplays and will contribute writings, blogs, and technical writings to your website, blogosphere, or business for a nominal fee. Smith III is also available for hire for birthday parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs and ho downs and is not above dressing up as a clown while people pelt him with water balloons, rice, matzo balls or empty beer cans as the situation dictates. As his Myers-Briggs INTJ (Introverted—Intuitive—Thinking–Judging) psychological categorization indicates, Smith III can often be found in seclusion in his office, lounging about or gazing out of a window in an attempt to drum up new ideas which he has no plans of ever actually implementing himself. How much more do you really want to know?