Al Gore wins the Nobel Peace Prize?

Former Vice President Al Gore, seen here reacting to impending doom...or a comet headed in his direction.
Former Vice President and current blowhard Al Gore was recently awarded the internationally esteemed Nobel Peace Prize. Huh? Unless they gave the award to him for making everyone else on earth feel like they have dynamic personalities in comparison to his own, I don’t see what attempting to create mass hysteria over inevitable earth changes that will probably occurr with or without the hand of man has to do with “peace”. Yeah, thanks for the info, Al. It’s hot…we get it. I have enough things in my life to feel guilty about without having to feel responsible for melting glaciers.

The only trophy Al Gore should be going home with is one for Appearing Awkward While Trying to be Hip on Late Night Talk Shows or Rapid Accumulation of Neck Fat.

Uniform Opinion

no dark sarcasm in the classroom

With school now back in session around most of the country, Yahoo! News recently featured a headline story that discussed the increasing number of public education institutions that are requiring students to wear uniforms as part of a strictly enforced dress code. The piece was followed by a Yahoo! Xtra Open Question segment, which asks “What do you think of school uniforms?” (click here to read such insightful responses as, “I hate uniforms………people should have the freedom to wear what they want to,” posted by ‘livnablondmom’)

Students who are opposed to school uniforms generally believe that uniforms infringe upon their freedom of individual expression as well as tarnish their sense of personal identity, as if to suggest that the boring Tommy Hilfiger polo or the trashy, pre-ripped, overpriced Hot Topic T-shirt that they would wear in lieu of a school assigned uniform is some sort of eccentric statement of self-actualization. In addition to the predictable student backlash towards the idea of school uniforms, you have some parents (we’re talking about grown adults here) suggesting that school uniforms force their children to march in “lock step” (because no flimsy argument is complete without a ridiculously over-the-top Nazi analogy). Of course, a lot of these parents are probably part of the same generation that once believed that bell bottoms and tie dyed shirts were instrumental in creating social reform. But it always has boiled down to the clothing, though, hasn’t it? There have only been a handful of true revolutionary pioneers throughout history–followed by hordes of disciples who basically toss the interesting ideals aside and end up just mimicking said pioneer’s wardrobe.

But I digress.

To all of you pubescent beasts out there caught up in the never-ending quest to deviate yourself from the pack despite the unfathomable “oppression” of having to wear identical clothing in the form of a school uniform, here’s a suggestion: try distinguishing yourself with your personality. Or maybe your artistic talents. Your intelligence maybe? Better yet, if you want to be bold and really stand out from the crowd: give a shit about your grades and/or perhaps even–dare I say–graduate! You’ll be the talk of the schoolyard!

Besides, if uniforms are good enough for soldiers to take bullets for their country in, then little spoiled Johnny can sit through his bullshit history lesson in one.

In the Meantime…

time keeps on tickin', tickin', tickin'...

The blogs may be a little slow this week, as I am going through orientation for my new primary job.

In the meantime, check out my Backpage Editorial about the Jacksonville Morrissey concert at the Morocco Shrine Auditorium in the current edition of Folio Weekly, which hits newsstands today (8/21). It can be found on…uh…the back page.

Also, check out this interesting recent news story on the topic of time travel.

Dr. Katz

Morph the Cat?
I usually do not repost news stories on my website but this one is absolutely amazing. It appears that this cat can predict, within hours, when nursing home patients are going to pass away. It’s simply astonishing…and I’m impressed that my cat can use the litter box and catch insects!

I suppose it’s easier to take than having a hooded figure with a scythe show up at your death bed.

Here’s this from the AP, with a comment from me at the bottom:

By RAY HENRY, Associated Press Writer Wed Jul 25, 7:25 PM ET

PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means they have less than four hours to live.
“He doesn’t make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die,” said Dr. David Dosa in an interview. He describes the phenomenon in a poignant essay in Thursday’s issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.
“Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one,” said Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant professor of medicine at Brown University.
The 2-year-old feline was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. The facility treats people with Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease and other illnesses.
After about six months, the staff noticed Oscar would make his own rounds, just like the doctors and nurses. He’d sniff and observe patients, then sit beside people who would wind up dying in a few hours.
Dosa said Oscar seems to take his work seriously and is generally aloof. “This is not a cat that’s friendly to people,” he said.
Oscar is better at predicting death than the people who work there, said Dr. Joan Teno of Brown University, who treats patients at the nursing home and is an expert on care for the terminally ill
She was convinced of Oscar’s talent when he made his 13th correct call. While observing one patient, Teno said she noticed the woman wasn’t eating, was breathing with difficulty and that her legs had a bluish tinge, signs that often mean death is near.
Oscar wouldn’t stay inside the room though, so Teno thought his streak was broken. Instead, it turned out the doctor’s prediction was roughly 10 hours too early. Sure enough, during the patient’s final two hours, nurses told Teno that Oscar joined the woman at her bedside.
Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don’t know he’s there, so patients aren’t aware he’s a harbinger of death. Most families are grateful for the advanced warning, although one wanted Oscar out of the room while a family member died. When Oscar is put outside, he paces and meows his displeasure.
No one’s certain if Oscar’s behavior is scientifically significant or points to a cause. Teno wonders if the cat notices telltale scents or reads something into the behavior of the nurses who raised him.
Nicholas Dodman, who directs an animal behavioral clinic at the Tufts University Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine and has read Dosa’s article, said the only way to know is to carefully document how Oscar divides his time between the living and dying.
If Oscar really is a furry grim reaper, it’s also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person, Dodman said.
Nursing home staffers aren’t concerned with explaining Oscar, so long as he gives families a better chance at saying goodbye to the dying.
Oscar recently received a wall plaque publicly commending his “compassionate hospice care.”
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Science writer Alicia Chang in Los Angeles contributed to this report.
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On the Net:
New England Journal of Medicine: http://content.nejm.org/

Comment from Rich: Do I smell an upcoming episode of House, M.D.?